Crazy Funny Whatsapp Status in English

 Crazy Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Status English
Funny Status English


Math : Mental Abuse To Humans


Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.


As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )



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